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APPLICATION LETTER MUSA
Dear sir,
I am Name is tenager, I apply to my job of security
guard to you boss in your company of ECO
BANK. ...I am complete to Sitted 7 examination
certificate in 2003. My skool here... Okingo OBE
very good. ... I am 29 ears to be Born of age and no wafe and no childish. My father dead long time ago and my mother is
marry in BENIN REPUBLIC country there 10 years n
ow, no sees her until now, so nobody known to
help me...no money and food and tea and drink. My certificate is just sitting in home for itself, but
passes in Mathematics, Geography, Science and all
subjects but fail in English because of Ofuaku Albert
teacher teaching me is look jelous of myself. Me
because wear expenses cloth and shoe than
teacher igbo. I here that people you want security guards to your company and I...... tell you I amone
of that job experience for 2 years looking video for
Rambo I, II and III. I also shot thief dead. Iwant to
join the company of You and chase criminal and
thief out with SMG of me. I can fight for SMG, arrow,
spear, panga, knife, stick and stones. Me also can fight for boxing like Tyson. Please consider my
aplication very careful and call me any time
because me have hand telephone now. I am red
for interview with you if you like me. Me have no photocopy certificate because the
photocopy machine there at Niger Delta shop is a
long time and very old it can mistake spelling in the
certificate, that is why.I am very hornest and I
didn't steal since I born until now, I can speak
English free. I have no very much to right I have end here. Please also greet your wife and
childish! Yours faithfully
musa